The Bearded Ninja — Chuck Norris Cadence

We cant start the Bearded Ninja Chuck Norris Marching Cadence with out a few CN Jokes…

  1. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  2. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
  3. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
  4. Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
  5. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
  6. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
  7. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

The Bearded Ninja – Marching Jodie

I see the bearded ninja
Alone upon the hi-ill
His name is Chuck Norris
And kill I know he wi-ill
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

Now, Chuck’s not a surgeon
But he knows some tri-icks
The quickest way to a man’s heart
Is with Chuck Norris’ fi-ists
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

If you get out of li-ine
Chuck will put you in your pla-ace
The power of a roundhouse kick
Can be seen from outer spa-ace
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

If you can see Chuck Norris
Then he can see you-ou
If you can not see-ee him
He’s prob’ly right behind you
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

Don’t break the law in Texas
You’ll put yourself in danger
Chuck Norris’ twin brother
Is Walker Texas Ranger
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

He doesn’t have a chin
But should still be fear-ed
Legend tells of a third fist
Behind his magnificent be-eard
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

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