The Bearded Ninja — Chuck Norris Cadence
We cant start the Bearded Ninja Chuck Norris Marching Cadence with out a few CN Jokes…
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
- Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
- If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
- The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
The Bearded Ninja – Marching Jodie
I see the bearded ninja
Alone upon the hi-ill
His name is Chuck Norris
And kill I know he wi-ill
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
Now, Chuck’s not a surgeon
But he knows some tri-icks
The quickest way to a man’s heart
Is with Chuck Norris’ fi-ists
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
If you get out of li-ine
Chuck will put you in your pla-ace
The power of a roundhouse kick
Can be seen from outer spa-ace
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
If you can see Chuck Norris
Then he can see you-ou
If you can not see-ee him
He’s prob’ly right behind you
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
Don’t break the law in Texas
You’ll put yourself in danger
Chuck Norris’ twin brother
Is Walker Texas Ranger
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
He doesn’t have a chin
But should still be fear-ed
Legend tells of a third fist
Behind his magnificent be-eard
Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
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