My C-1 Mullet — tune of C-130
Running Jody
Created by: CRIBBEN
C-1 MULLET ROLLIN DOWN THE STRIP
64 REDNECKS ON A ONE WAY TRIP
MISSION TOP SECRET DESTINATION WAFFLE HOUSE
DONT EVEN KNOW IF WILL MAKE IT TO WALMART
STAND UP HOOK UP THE TRAILER TO THE TRUCK
JUMP RIGHT IN AND FIRE IT UP
IF MY MILWAUKEES BEST DONT OPEN WIDE
I GOTTA PABS BLUE RIBBON BY MY SIDE
IF THAT ONE SHOULD FAIL ME TO
LOOK OUT LIQUOR STORE IM COMIN THROUGH
TELL MY BARBER I DID MY BEST
BURY ME WITH A KEG ON MY CHEST
CAUSE IM MU-LL-ET