Kissing Baby Seals
Marching Jody
Way up north where the air gets cold
We’re running out of money and we’re running out of gold
So now I earn my living
Kissing the baby seals
You can kiss `em with a bat you can kiss `em with a brick
You can kiss `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick
That’s how I earn my living
Kissing the baby seals
You can kiss `em in the head you can kiss `em in the throat
Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat
That’s how I earn my living
Kissing the baby seals.