Kissing Baby Seals

Way up north where the air gets cold

We’re running out of money and we’re running out of gold

So now I earn my living

Kissing the baby seals

You can kiss `em with a bat you can kiss `em with a brick

You can kiss `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick

That’s how I earn my living

Kissing the baby seals

You can kiss `em in the head you can kiss `em in the throat

Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat

That’s how I earn my living

Kissing the baby seals.