Gomer Pyle — The Shaft

chorus: oh, oh, oh, no
shana, na, na, na, na, na, na
this army life is not my style
they got me marching like gomer pyle

verse 1: they gave me the job of S G T
but left me the rank of S P C
this army life is not my style
they got me marching like gomer pyle

verse 2: will someone please help me to see
if there’s a sergeant slot for me
this army life is not my style
they got me marching like gomer pyle

verse 3: they send me to PLDC
but there’s no sergeant slot for me
this army life is not my style
they got me marching like gomer pyle

verse 4: will someone please help me to see
how NBC takes so much leave
this army life is not my style
they got me marching like gomer pyle

verse 5: one day i’ll build up the courage to ask
how P A C takes so much pass
this army life is not my style
they got me marching like gomer pyle

verse 6: i wonder who is the PAC boss
leaves and promotions always lost
this army life is not my style
they got me marching like gomer pyle