The Original Rumble in the Jungle

Running Jody

Created by: SFC Kenn Britt

Ranger wants to earn a combat patch,
There’s an Alligator waiting on a three road bridge.
He’s just wishing, hopin, praying!
Hey Mr Ranger don’t you slip or slide;
cause you’ll be in for the fight of your life.

Cause it’s gonna be a rumble!
A rumble in the jungle!
It’s gonna be fight
in the woods tonight!

Early that morning bout quarter to three,
Ranger was sippin on some Hennessey.
Alligator said with a big ol shout,
Mr Ranger I’m gonna work you out.

Early in the morning on the roof,
Ranger was sippin on some 90 proof.
Alligator looked with a big ol grin,
Hey Mr Ranger I’m gonna do you in.

Cause it’s gonna be a rumble!
A rumble in the jungle!
It’s gonna be fight
in the woods tonight!

Late that night the ranger’s drinkin Gin,
Drank so much until he fell in.
Ranger hit the water, went outta sight,
Alligator on him like a flash o light!

Cause it’s gonna be a rumble!
A rumble in the jungle!
It’s gonna be fight
in the woods tonight!

We all know that the Ranger didn’t lose,
Ranger broke the water wearing alligator shoes!
You might think that this story ain’t true,
Cause I am the soldier with the alligator shoes!

Cause it’s gonna be a rumble!
A rumble in the jungle!
It’s gonna be fight
in the woods tonight!

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