The Bearded Ninja — Chuck Norris Cadence

The Bearded Ninja – Marching Jodie

 

I see the bearded ninja

(Platoon Repeats)

Alone upon the hi-ill

(Platoon Repeats)

His name is Chuck Norris

(Platoon Repeats)

And kill I know he wi-ill

(Platoon Repeats)

 

Chuck No – orr – rr – iss

(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)

Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

 

Now, Chuck’s not a surgeon

(Platoon Repeats)

But he knows some tri-icks

(Platoon Repeats)

The quickest way to a man’s heart

(Platoon Repeats)

Is with Chuck Norris’ fi-ists

(Platoon Repeats)

 

Chuck No – orr – rr – iss

(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)

Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

 

If you get out of li-ine

(Platoon Repeats)

Chuck will put you in your pla-ace

(Platoon Repeats)

The power of a roundhouse kick

(Platoon Repeats)

Can be seen from outer spa-ace

(Platoon Repeats)

 

Chuck No – orr – rr – iss

(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)

Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

 

If you can see Chuck Norris

(Platoon Repeats)

Then he can see you-ou

(Platoon Repeats)

If you can not see-ee him

(Platoon Repeats)

He’s prob’ly right behind you

(Platoon Repeats)

 

Chuck No – orr – rr – iss

(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)

Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

 

Don’t break the law in Texas

(Platoon Repeats)

You’ll put yourself in danger

(Platoon Repeats)

Chuck Norris’ twin brother

(Platoon Repeats)

Is Walker Texas Ranger

(Platoon Repeats)

 

Chuck No – orr – rr – iss

(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)

Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

 

He doesn’t have a chin

(Platoon Repeats)

But should still be fear-ed

(Platoon Repeats)

Legend tells of a third fist

(Platoon Repeats)

Behind his magnificent be-eard

(Platoon Repeats)

 

Chuck No – orr – rr – iss

(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)

Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!

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