The Bearded Ninja — Chuck Norris Cadence
The Bearded Ninja – Marching Jodie
I see the bearded ninja
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Alone upon the hi-ill
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His name is Chuck Norris
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And kill I know he wi-ill
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Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
Now, Chuck’s not a surgeon
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But he knows some tri-icks
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The quickest way to a man’s heart
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Is with Chuck Norris’ fi-ists
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Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
If you get out of li-ine
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Chuck will put you in your pla-ace
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The power of a roundhouse kick
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Can be seen from outer spa-ace
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Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
If you can see Chuck Norris
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Then he can see you-ou
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If you can not see-ee him
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He’s prob’ly right behind you
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Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
Don’t break the law in Texas
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You’ll put yourself in danger
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Chuck Norris’ twin brother
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Is Walker Texas Ranger
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Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!
He doesn’t have a chin
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But should still be fear-ed
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Legend tells of a third fist
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Behind his magnificent be-eard
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Chuck No – orr – rr – iss
(Chuck, chuck, chuck he’s the man!)
Round hou-ou-ou-ou-se kick!