A Yellow Bird
Marching Jody
A yellow bird,
with a yellow bill.
He landed on
My window sill.
I coaxed him in.
With a piece of bread,
and then I kissed his
Little head! (Stomp your falling foot in unison)
I called the doctor.
The doctor said.
My dear good man.
This bird is dead.
Ha! This must be the refined, millenial PC friendly BS version! Really??? A kiss followed by a stomp???
No self respecting servicemen older than 30 would run to this namby-pamby version of yellow bird.