Irene's
her name
She's one of the best.
So every night
I give her the test.
She
looks so pretty.
So sleek, so slim.
The moon is bright
the lights are dim.
I've
seen her stripped.
I've seen her bare,
I've felt her over everywhere.
I handled her just as gentle as I could.
And
when I got in her
I knew she was good.
I rolled her over on her side
Then on her back I also tried.
She's
just one big thrill
the best in the land.
She's an F-16
in the Air Combat Command.
A
LETTER FROM MY RECRUITER
(Air
Force Marching Cadence)
I was sitting at home watching TV
Drinking beer at a quarter to three
Up walked the postman and dropped the bomb
He handed me my letter from the Pentagon
My knees got shaky; I began to sweat
I knew they hadn't started the draft up yet
I opened up the letter and what did I see?
A whole lot of big words I couldn't read
This Air Force is supposed to be good for me
And so I went downtown to see
The Air Force recruiter said "Don't despair"
Opportunity unlimited and treatment is fair
Pay is good, advancement is great
Get out of bed early, go to bed late
I mean what I say and say what I mean
Air Force life is the best I've seen
Freedom’s
not Free
(Air
Force Marching Cadence)
Some
would say Freedom is free,
But I tend to disagree.
Some say war can be won,
Thru the bullet of a gun.
Once was blind now I see
1st Sgt. got me on my knees,
On that day in September
I will always remember,
Hold your head, hold it high
U.S. Airmen marching by.
Whips
and Chains
(Air
Force Marching Cadence)
(to
the tune of “Yellow Ribbon”)
Around
her neck she wore a studded collar
She wore it in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you ask her why the heck she wore it
She wore it for that soldier/airman/sailor who was into whips and chains
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Whips
and chains
(whips and chains)
Whips and chains
(whips and chains, she wore it for that soldier who was into whips and chains)
Around
the block, she rode a purple Harley
She rode it in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you ask her why the heck she rode it
She rode it for that soldier/airman/sailor who was into whips and chains
Party
Hardy
(Air Force Marching Cadence)
We don't like the army
Army don't party,
party hardy
party hardy all night long
We don't like the Navy,
Navy don't party,
party hardy
party hardy all night long
We don't like marines,
Marines don't party
party hardy
party hardy all night long
We don't like the Coast Guard,
Coast Guard don't party
party hardy
party hardy all night long
We like the Air Force,
Air Force can party,
party hardy
party hardy all night long
** Your left, your left, your left, right, get on down
Your left, your left, your left, right, get on down
Now drop, and beat your face
___ flight's gonna rock this place
We said it, we meant it, and now we're here to represent it!